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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Optimus.Prime or Stuckup Snob - or Cold Bitch or whatever the hater's name is

And just for your edification Miss disgusting Optimus.Prime, (since clearly your G.E.D. didn’t scholastically prepare you for such matters),
This is me telling you to fuck off - um, so no need to flatter yourself and message my friends or my mom about me stalking you. Please, give me a fucking break. If I was ever going to stalk someone, i sure wouldn’t waste my time stalking some mean, mindless disgusting little bitch who’s never failed to act like an absolute cunt, even in response to those being kind to you. Seriously, dude - you are a 22 year old girl with no warmth and a good body. Welcome to being 22. By thirty, you will not only be undesirable, but you’ll be stuck with this cold, unfriendly, boring and disgusting personality you have. We’re all sexy at 22 and we can all obsess about ourselves at the gym everyday if we wish - it’s not that huge of an accomplishment. Certainly not impressive enough to turn me into a stalker, nor to justify what an absolute stuck up freaking snob you are.
And BTW slick, I have immediate family in your state, so, I’m sorry to inform your giant fantasy-inflated ego, but me ever going to the State where evidently you live, would never have anything whatsoever to do with you. ... WOW
Get over yourself and fuck off.
DE

Optimus is a Bad Person Which makes her very Ugly

Friday, May 15, 2009

The Ultimate Photo Shoot

AshleyBashley's first major modeling shoot.
I brought in a real photographer (as apposed to my hack photography that I sometimes must make do with). Ashley was happy that a clothing allowance was now being budgeted in starting with this shoot. A professional make up artist, two gigantic security guards, mood music, and even a crowd watching added to the fun. We did not use any retouch artist nor apply any form of post production touch up. What you see is all Ashley with not a single speck nor pixel altered.

I want to mention that the lack of credits for anyone - other than Ashley, is not an intentional nor accidental slight upon anyone else involved. There are a few reasons why this production didn't intend to be credited out and everyone involved new this as part of their contract agreements. One reason for an anonymous approach like this, is that a young unknown model like Ashley and new producer like myself, can negotiate the opportunity to work with bigger "Names" in the industry that would never risk being credited on these projects - upon which we are learning and "getting our feet wet," and for all a photographer or artist knows will ultimately have their name on something that end up crap or ultra amateurish.

The means, the purpose and the Plan

The Means
I have a college degree in theatre and my professional experience related to art and production, includes film credits as a story board artist, music performance, authoring and directing of 3 live theatrical productions, 8 years as a full time artist/painter, album and j-sleeve design, and a variety of contracted, art related jobs.

The Plan
I want to create a photo shoot that will also be a live performance with a live audience of people who have purchased tickets for the performance. Sort of a hybridization of a play, a modeling shoot, performance art, and a music concert.

The Purpose
Think of it. Insanely hot models, doing their thing within a succession of unique, rehearsed, and organized scenes - accompanied by scored music and making use of all the elements of stage craft that a professional theater and stage can accommodate. This will not resemble in any way some boring, acted out "glam shoot." (barf) Honesty, truth, intimacy and profoundness of purpose is what any of my art is about. I think that cliché, indication and triviality is poison to any artistic attempt - and sins upon creativity. So, I'm not going to have a few model looking girls strut behind some spot lights, for some actor who is a bad photography or photographer who is any sort of actor. The modeling will be real. It will have a real product intention along with real risks and stakes involved for the participants. Nudity and explicitness will not be haphazardly overdone in an attempt to pimp out a profitable gimmick as easily as possible; however, nudity - in the raw and real, will be no minor component for sure.

The Result
And then there is the permanent product of the event that can have a whole revenue life of its own
after the event has happened.

What do you think?